Scientific : Sperm testing DIY

This ultra-thin, ultra-magnifying disposable loupe fits in your wallet with your credit cards and drivers license. The blue card magnifies by 500x and the pink by 1000x. Just place a tiny amount of whatever you're examining in the center hole, insert the enclosed prepalette in the slit, place a transparency on the lens card, and then prepare to stare.

The manufacturers surveyed 1000 people on favorite uses for this popular product, and the results were as follows:

1. To assess the health of sperm
2. To analyze the fluidity of red blood cells
3. To inspect hair follicles
4. To observe microorganisms

What is this woman so excited about, I wonder?

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